satan gave me this name when i sold my soul

Robert Pattinson || Let Me Sign

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It's a strange world.

oMFG

i’m a mindreader

then try giving him a maths textbook instead idk

it happens after you approach him and give him food

he’s like a doe

so approach him slowly

coax him

give him food

preferably corn and nuts

i don’t have any experience but i can recommend you to watch some soft porn ｡◕‿◕｡ (soft because we don’t want to scare him!1 hardcore stuff comes l8r)

thisdaysux:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favourite character sexually whispering in your ear “Prepare for trouble,” and out of nowhere, your second favourite character whispers in the opposite ear, “And make it double”